the best spray ever

I was a fool to think that the ex-president, Obama would take care of me, like he did with Obama-Care... My life as a vegan was already hard enough. At least BENOFTHEWEEK had my back, right?

seggsy

What is actually wrong with me. Okay so i decided to finally make a description. i don't know what possessed me to write this but here's a story about how two people, polar opposites, who thought they hated each other, fell in love. this is satire i promise

Based off of a teacher at admin's middle school