Lian snuck out of the imperial palace and exposed the village healer to be a fraud and a devil-worshipper. Cursed by the spurned fire god, Huogwai, and disgraced and cast out by the royal family, Lian set out with her manservant Emiru to the kingdom of fire to rid her of the curse of uncontrollable flames for a chance to regain her claim to the throne. But being a fire disciple meant she was a practitioner of the forbidden arts. For those that hunt her kind, the game had just started.

"Just because something is considered a well accepted fact, doesn't necessarily make it true" Dragons are vile, dragons are wicked, dragons are evil, and above all dragons are dangerous. Everyone knows this, so did Lynwood, son of the local woodsman. He had read enough about dragons to know of their terror and danger and that they must be killed on sight. Not like he had anything to fear, dragons have long become extinct .....or have they? When sudden peril comes to the simple woodsman home and Lynwood's father is arrested with the accusation of plotting against the king, Lynwood and his sister have to flee into the mountains with a mysterious letter that must be taken to the king's nephew. It is there that Lynwood will discover that dragons are not so extinct after all. Lynwood will find himself tangled in the sticky web of politics, and his one key to getting himself and everyone else out of it will be to put aside his prejudice and come to see dragons for what they really are. (Many thanks to my awesome friend Chey for drawing the beautiful dragon that I used for the cover. She is a talented artist and I know the world of success is ahead of her :) )

These are just some funny jokes I found on the Internet- I repeat, FOUND on the INTERNET so, I might have the same joke you have in your book or a joke you've heard before so don't point that out and say that I'm "copying" because I am indeed copying as I have absolutely no sense of humour of my own... ENJOY! Highest- #25 in humour #174 in random

Sarcasm. Comebacks, sarcastic answers and etc.. : Also I skipped number 80-89 and something else and only noticed after publishing.

Want to annoy someone? Don't know the best way to do so? Well here's your chance! have fun! Wonderful Cover done by: @crayonowl ❤️ Y'all I wrote this when I was 12, I apologize for the stupidity that is about to ensue 😂❤️

Welcome to my book of amazing insults. The purpose of this story is to show people you can defend yourself using words.

Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**