"How many existentialists does it take to screw a lightbulb?" Spencer asked with a small laugh. Once again the room was silent. You faintly heard Agent Rossi mutter, "Don't." "2. One to change the light bulb and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness," he said. The room was silent still, until you laughed. His eyes looked up at yours in confusion. "Wouldn't they sit in the dark and hope that the bulb decided to light again? An existentialist would never change the bulb. He would allow the darkness to exist," you questioned. - #1 #spencerreid #1 #mgg #1 emilyprentiss

I was the perfect wife for five years, but he never loved me. He only had eyes for her, his first love. So I decided to end our marriage and move out. But a week later, he showed up at my door. "Divorce?" He looked at me with red eyes. "Say that again."

Unknown Number: I buried the body. What now? Me: Umm...what? Unknown Number: Ah shit. Sorry, wrong number! Could you like...delete that message? Me: Will the police be able to track it back to me if i don't? Unknown Number: ...yes. Me: Ok. Deleted. Bye. [Completed] Cover by @daisybrowser

Lila Rose Cooper. An outgoing thirteen year old girl, living a good life with her dad for company. So what happens when her life is flipped upside down? The Bradley brothers are six sporty, popular players and all round assholes. They never imagined having a little sister enter their lives, but in a world where anything is possible- expect the unexpected. Lila and her dad move in with these siblings and their mom, forcing the children of the two different families to get a long, whether they like it or not. After all, it's difficult living with six boys when you all hate each other. The Bradley brothers had seemed to all silently have promised themselves never to let their stepsister in; never let her become part of the family. So what happens when things change? What happens when Lila and the Bradley's can't help but become closer? What happens when they begin to call each other brother and sister? What happens when the impossible becomes possible? What happens when Lila begins to become their sibling?

❝youre too innocent for someone like me, peaches❞ [ this was initially written as a fan fiction but you could can read this as a normal book as well :) ]

❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named Chance. Best Rank : #1 in Short Story (8/27/16)

She's just trying to text her friend, but accidentally texts a superhero. Will Y/N get more than she bargained for? Best Rankings (cuz I'm very proud of these): - #1 in avengers (7 August, 2022) - #1 in wrongnumber (8 August, 2022) - #1 in marvel (28 August, 2022) - #1 in captainamerica (22 August, 2022) - #1 in brucebanner (18 August, 2022) -#1 in steverogers (28 August, 2022) (Captain America endgame)

"Hello and thank you for calling Bookaholic Hotline! What's your bookish emergency?" "My ship has sunk. It's deeper than Atlantis. Why does the mysterious bad boy always get the girl?" /////// A hotline for bookaholics to call when everything is going horribly wrong or amazingly right. Because the feels are dangerous and we need to talk about them. Every morning around two, a boy calls to talk about books with the girl who always picks up. /////// Part of the dialogue trilogy! Can be read as a standalone! ✨Book 1: Sweet Caller ✨Book 2: International Calls ✨Book 3: Bookaholic Hotline ////// Cover by @csouthard1s who I highly recommend! ////// R E V I E W S "That was so beautiful and hilarious and amazing! Well done!" @HopelessRomanticLeah "This book was honestly amazing" @Amayinglywitty

❝ 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘪 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺, 𝘪'𝘭𝘭 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦 ❞ 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥'𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 Stella Davis and her family spend every summer with the Fishers and the Conklins. Even though she was the same age as Jeremiah and Isabel, she had always been best friends with the Fishers' older son, Conrad. But what happens when she starts to fall for her other best friend, or in other words, her 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱'𝘀 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿. first published: june 17, 2022 finished: n/a #1 in isabelconklin #27 in jeremiahfisher #3 in stevenconklin #9 in thesummeriturnedpretty #2 in conradfisher #4 in tsitp

in which a guy calls a sex hotline just looking for a friend. ©iwearheelys, all rights reserved.