donald trump shrek shump 5 ever nedawg is the ship between lida and amy yall rlly need to put your pants on

After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

the title says it all. I found the pictures on Google and edited it myself. I might turn this into one shots for random things. enjoy my horrible writing 🌻

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

Tbh my otp ;)

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️