hi! these oneshots are discontinued, sorry for those who were excited to see new oneshots :( i may rewrite these oneshots still, but after that, i'm ending these. with my losing interest in the dsmp and these creators, it just doesn't feel like it would be fun anymore. im so sorry, but i hope you enjoy if i rewrite them!! thank you, and i love you all, thank you for all the support <3

× Sapnap is a captain of a large crew of soldiers, hitmen and associates in his dad's Mafia. His training is going quite well until his dad orders him to get in contact with one of the other mafias in town. It was Schlatt's mafia. He was definitely not a fan of them, in fact, Sapnap was in a lot of stress. He wants to get his mind off of it by going to the strip club. There he meets a very interesting person... But let's start from the beginning × ------------------------------------------------- WARNINGS: × This is a fanfiction about Karlnapity. It's based on their characters in dream smp not in real life! Of course, if they will say they're uncomfortable with the shipping, I will delete the fanfiction × × This is a Mafia AU but to be honest I don't know much about business so If something doesn't make sense I'm sorry! × × This fanfiction will not have smut in it. However, it will have sexual themes that some people may not be comfortable with. If you are not comfortable, please leave × × English is not my first language, so there might be slight grammar mistakes that I apologize for. I hope that they won't bother you that much, and you will enjoy the book. It's also my first time writing one, so I hope It's not too bad × × The cover of the book belongs to me, please do not steal it × Now, enjoy! :)

What will happen when a boy with painted nails shows up in highschool? Up to his third year of highschool, Karl have always been getting bullied for painting his nails, that is until the two most popular boys come and defend him from the bullies

¡¡DISCONTINUED!! Alex had been known as the quiet shy kid in school, people see him as a teachers pet, school suck up for getting good grades. He has a tough home life and nobody knows that. Hangs out with the Dream Team, Charlie and Techno, He finds himself stuck learning that Wilbur the most popular guy wants to hang out. Wilbur the schools most well known and handsome guy pretends to be friends with Alex until he finds himself stuck after learning about Alex's home life. Seeing as Alex has only one friend and a couple people he hangs out with but doesn't consider as friends, trying to get closer with Alex, learning he has a crush. Feeling completely crushed thinking Alex doesn't like him. Will Wilbur have the guts to not pretend Alex's friend and show his true colors and show Alex his love or will he fail?

Years after abuse, Quackity finally finds some comfort by Sapnap and Karl. But his memories with his old husband don't go away. Sapnap and Karl help him to get through his panic attacks and comfort him.

Haha I'm bored so my favorite ship. Request: Fluff Angst Lemon Lime Fluff+Angst Angst+Fluff I really don't care, I'm bored. Really Quackity centered probably, cause I don't know a lot about the time travel au. Welcome to this shit.

🌻🌻🌻 A few months after a breakup, and a few months in with living with a friend, Quackity found out he would have to move out. Luckily, his friend George had another place Quackity could go to. This place was nerve-wracking at first - afterall, Quackity didn't know the people. But, slowly and surely Quackity found himself falling in love with both of them. Karl, and Sapnap. Now, there were many issues with this. From Quackity liking two people, from the hidden insecurities in his mind. But really, the major issue was how Sapnap and Karl were dating. Issues only got worse when Quackity coughed up his first petal. Would things ever fall into place easily? 🌻🌻🌻

Just oneshots about ya bois. art is not by me THIS IS SHIPPING THE CHARACTERS NO THE PEOPLE. (btw my spelling might be bad because my brain doesn't work sometimes (ADHD time))

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So recently I've found the ship Karlschlattnapity! It consists of Karl, Schlatt, Sapnap, and Quackity from the Dream SMP! (Obviously, its in the ship name haha) I've gotten really into it and have been writing a lot of headcanons/one-shots that I think deserve their own book! This'll be slower paced then my other DSMP book, but I'll try to make it good. The cover is drawn by me! You can find me at Instagram at; KeysLox for proof and stuff like that. I hope Wattpad doesn't butcher the quality I worked really hard ;-;. Anyways! Enjoy! B]