"i'm not pretty calum." "michael, i swear to god, you're the most prettiest human being i've ever laid my fucking eyes on." or where calum makes michael feel like he's worth something more than he thinks he's worth fem! michael tiny! michael jock! calum all rights reserved © 2016 officialmalum [completed]

When Calum gets angry, he needs someone to hurt. Michael loves being hurt.

It's 2 am and I can hear your voice through the phone again. - Michael has an unknown caller calling at 2 am each morning. Will he pick up the phone? And what will happen if he does? (one-sentenced chapters) - (completed)

❝I know you're gay, but I'll take you straight to homecoming.❞ or the one in which Michael and Calum have always had a brotherly love, until well, it became less brotherly.

"knock knock" "who's this?" "the fuck dude, u r suppose to reply with who's there" or the one where Luke likes to message random numbers and Ashton decided to reply.

the one where Luke's a little fuckboy who texts bitches at 11:12, making their wishes come true. book one of the 11:11 series.

Michael: actually I'm the real life satan....even though my dick is heavenly ;) Calum: ok that was honestly the smoothest thing anyone has ever said to me or just a book full of Michael and Calum's quality (and not to mention very very gay) conversations.

❝You look--different.❞ ❝Yeah, well, that happens when you get treated like shit after a smash and dash.❞ ❝Did you just say smash and dash?❞ Luke and Ashton have sex one time, but Luke regrets it and kind of hates Ashton and Ashton kind of hates Luke but how is it that at every party they end up fucking?

the one where Calum likes to text bitches at 11:10 so when they make their 11:11 wish he'll already be on their mind. book two of the 11:11 series.

"You're kinda cute" "Which kind of cute? The 'oh my god I want to pinch your cheeks!' type of cute or the 'I would make out with you so hard' type of cute because my goal in life is to be both of those" or the one where Calum is kinda cute and Michael never realized it until now.