!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

my legacy.

You are a young hard worker that has traveled around the globe, can speak 30 languages and knows what to do. Your boss is a Muscular Green Beauty that starts to spend more and more time with you. Could it be love for you, for once? NOTE: THIS BOOK IS FOR EPIC GAMERS. IF YOU'VE BEATEN HEROBRINE OR THE ENDER DRAGON, COME ON IN.

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

Danny Gonzalez is living his best life his husband, Drew Gonzalez, and their miracle child, Darwy Gonzalez. One day though, out of nowhere, a lion appears in Dannys room.... AN ANGEL!! The angel tells Danny: "Rats need your help, so, you're a rat now!", Danny passes out after the angel turned Danny into a rat. Once he wakes up, he's on the streets of Rio de Janeiro. COnfused and hungry, he sees restaurant Ratatoing, and meets the famous chef rat Marcelle Toing! A romance starts to build up between the two, and what happens next.....

uh Date a rat. *curvy rat. Edit 2: I'm never updating this :) Edit3: jk you stupid... Uh I can't say that soo nuts. Yeah nuts. Edit4:Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." -Cartman edit5: Dude holy shit please stop reading this 🏃🏃 edit6: im back 😛😛😛😍😍🚶🦶

Spicy

onions don't keep you away from capitalism................ 𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦

Please no, don't tell me Joseph actually committed tax fraud! He would never do this! I'm literally crying and shaking right now I can't believe this!

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.