"Sex is the greatest sport I have."

"𝐘𝗼𝐮 𝗺𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝗼 𝐲𝗼𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝗼𝐥𝐥𝗼𝐰 𝐢𝐭." Playful destiny starring the main character who seems to be plagued by problems and trials in life that he later died but, eventually found the treasure no more than he sought.

"𝐑𝐞-𝐬𝐞𝐭, 𝐫𝐞-𝐚𝐝𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭, 𝐫𝐞-𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐫𝐞-𝐟𝗼𝐜𝐮𝐬, 𝐚𝐬 𝗺𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝗺𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝." A sʜᴏʀᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏᴠᴇʟ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴅᴇᴀʟs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛɴᴇss ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ's ʀᴜʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅsᴛ ᴏғ Nᴀᴠᴀɴɪᴀɴ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴋɪɴɢᴅᴏᴍ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ғᴀʟʟs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ "Dᴀᴇᴍᴏɴ" ᴄᴏɴǫᴜᴇsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛᴇʀs. Iᴛ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴅɪsᴄᴜssᴇs ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ, ᴛʀᴀɪᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴇʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏᴛʜ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ.

"𝐘𝗼𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝗼 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝗼𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝗼. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝗼𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝗼'𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝗼𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝗺𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝗼 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝗼𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐣𝗼𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝗼𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝗺 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝗺𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝗼 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝. Tʜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ᴏғ ᴀᴄᴜᴛɪsʜ ᴅᴏɢ ᴡʜᴏ'ᴅ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʟᴏsᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. Lᴀᴛᴇʀ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀᴛʜᴇʟᴇss ʜᴇʀ ʟᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ sᴛɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴄʜᴇʀɪsʜᴇʀ. Mᴏɴᴛʜs ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴘᴀssᴇᴅ, sʜᴇ ɢʀᴀᴅᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛ ʜɪᴍ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴀ ᴛʀᴀɢᴇᴅʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟsᴏ sʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴠᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇʟᴇɴᴛʟᴇss ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ.

"𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐍𝐎 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑, 𝐧𝗼 𝗺𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝗼𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐥, 𝐥𝗼𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝗼𝐯𝐞!" Tʜᴇ ʙɪᴢᴀʀʀᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴏғ ᴛᴡᴏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ʙᴇɴᴇғɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. Dᴏɴʏ ᴀɴᴅ Sʜᴀʀɴ ᴏʀ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀʟʟ Pᴏᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ʟɪᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ɪғ ᴛʜɪs ɪs sᴏᴍᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴀғғᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ, Dᴏɴʏ's ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀᴍᴀᴢᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ʜɪs ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ's ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀɴᴅ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏғ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅsʜɪᴘ ᴇᴠᴇɴ Sʜᴀʀɴ ɪs ᴜɴᴀᴡᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ɪs ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴀsᴘᴇʀɢᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀᴛ Dᴏɴʏ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ᴏғ ᴛʀᴀɢᴇᴅʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴡʜᴇɴ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ sᴇᴘᴀʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ.