Just some south park short stories. Yes there will be lemons. So if you dont like it id suggest skipping them and going for the ones that dont say lemon or smutish. Oh and also if words dont make since and or missing. I have a arm brace on and it effects how i type sometimes.

There WILL be NSFW and some smut one-shots just a warning. I'll do request and stuff, there will be some head canons too here and there. uhh that's it, enjoy this dump fire of a book.

After returning to Cognito Inc. Y/n Scheimpough tries to ease into the background of the group until a co-worker catches her eye.

"I never claimed to be able to read the stars. I'm as good as that as I am at reading people's feelings," he sighed out as he awkwardly shifted his weight from one foot to the other. "Clearly," I giggled, almost closing the gap between our faces, "because you can't even tell how badly I want to kiss you right now," - i don't own any of the south park characters!! there are adult themes of sex, alcohol, and abuse. read as your own risk