CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS!

One day Garfield wakes up and looks in the mirror. What's this?? HES PETER GRIFFIN!? Garfield is taken back by the pure beauty and runs downstairs to go see John. John of corse, is making his breakfast (lasagna) and is also shocked by the beauty. Then the whole day John barely pays attention to Odie and is just obsessed with the new Garfield. Odie ends up hanging himself from the ceiling fan but they don't care. They are literally in love. Read to find out more crazy shit!!

this is a hot sext story about how one mistake at work causes a saxy steaming outcome between a squid and a sponge.

Quackity is coerced into a relationship with Mr. Worldwide. But what will Karl say? *this is a joke*

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋