Join Nixie Potter, Hermione Granger, and Bonnie Heart as they go through their first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy with Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. She faces trolls, arrogant jerks, bludgers, cruel teachers and Voldemort himself, yet she still manages to keep a brave face. Seriously, who wouldn't want to read about a girl like this? *under editing*

Elysia Riddle, a talented witch raised by her 'Uncle' Severus Snape on the grounds of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy is about to have her life changed as she finally enters the ranks of a Hogwart's student. After discovering that she was created by Voldemort in a highly unorthodox way, she is soon going to be called upon to uphold her birthright and join her Father and restore him to glory, and power. Can she defeat her birthright, and her Father, to defend herself and her friends? Elysia must make the choice between love and heritage, but will she make the right choice?

Aingeal lives in an orphanage and has some of the kids there as her friends or they are nice to her. The owner is one of the people who are nice to her and she takes care of her as if she was her own child. When Jacksepticeye comes to the orphanage one cold,foggy Fall morning to adopt a child, Aingeal thinks that he would adopt one of her friends but he adopts her instead. Follow them on their adventure of a life and see if there will be surprises on the way! (TAKES A LONG TIME TO UPDATE SINCE MANY THINGS HAPPEN)

The rising to the top band 'Sorry We're Late' has a new record label. Rise Records. Sleeping with Sirens also has the record label. The lead singer, Summer James Parker, has a past that everyone knows about... except for her. She doesn't realize that her forgotten past is a problem until she meets Kellin Quinn. She also happens to meet him during Warped Tour 2012, the tour she's been waiting a life time for. Is she going to let someone she thinks she doesn't know ruin this tour for her? Or, is she going to let him ruin it as punishment. And what happened in her past? Well, that's for Sleeping with Sirens to know and for you, and her, to find out. --QUICK NOTE! Kellin Quinn is not married in this story. Instead he just has a serious girlfriend. I was actually thinking about making him married or with Katelynne in this and them having a child but I just couldn't! Kellin is not the type of person to hurt his family and there is some harsh hurting in this story! I seriously do love Kellin and Katelynne as a couple though. They are so fricking cute! Thank you for understanding.-- Warning: Sexual content (not just heterosexual, guys. You are warned), vulgar language, self harm, medical issues, death, and violence will be in this story. I will warn you when and if characters in the story are getting it on, when and if characters in the story are dying (or in pain either caused by others or themselves), and when and if something goes down that I don't think all of you want to read. But, I will only warn you all if it is truly needed. :) Cover by: simplystiles-

Seventeen year-old Evelyn Wilson is a wealthy and powerful princess who is desired by many. When she gets taken from the sheltered and comfortable castle she calls home, she discovers that she'll be sold into prostitution for life. It's twenty-three year-old Emory Hill's responsibility to transport her to her new master overseas. But Emory soon finds himself becoming attached to Evelyn and possibly falling in love with her. Will Evelyn fall in love with her kidnapper? Will Emory risk his job and even his life to save Evelyn from a life as a slave? -The Desired Victim- COVER ART BY lethalalien :)

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

Bethany Hamilton's universe revolves around sugar, dogs, and her nephew Liam. But when she plays babysitter slash mother for a while, she meets the young and handsome Blake Greene. Will her world still orbit around sweet crystals, man's best friend, and to only one boy afterwards? More importantly, would she let herself fall in love after all these years?

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