"hey, that's one badass stapler." ✔️ number five fanfiction umbrella academy season one [lowercase intended] cover by @ssolarsystems

"Your life is about to get real busy," Five sighed. "Now, rules: Don't talk during meals, the only time we're allowed free time for fun is on Saturdays between noon and half-past noon, always wear your uniform properly, listen to Mom and Dad and Pogo, and lastly, don't fuck shit up." | book one | season one | | total word count: 127k |

𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 | ❝i was about to have my menopause! do i really need to go through all that stuff again?❞ -in which number eight, a telekinetic badass does her best to save her family from the apocalypse, without realizing that the witch living in her body is slowly manifesting. (FIVE HARGREEVES X fem!OC) (SEASON ONE-) (THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY FF) (COMPLETED JULY 20 2019) (cover by @-jasontodd) CWTHINGS 2019 prepare for a whirlwind of emotions.

"Ah, shit. I'm pretty sure I'm like 19% Swedish. Do you think we're related?" ••• Kit Woods never wanted it to come to this. She began her tirade of murders when she was only 16, dealing out punishments to unrepented rapists and predators for years before she was caught and sent to the future for punishment. It was in the apocalypse that The Commission found her, and it was in the Commission she met Five Hargreeves. A man who would change her life. For better, or for worse. ••• "So, you're the Kitten. Doesn't sound too fierce." "Well, I didn't get a nickname for nothing." ••• THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY PRE-SEASON ONE AND SEASON TWO BY UBIQUITOUS-SOUL

THE FIRST BOOK IN THE NADINE SERIES "What about them?" The woman questioned. "I want them to survive." The Handler looked over at Luther who stood guarded in front of Nadine. She sighed before turning towards the ice cream truck that Diego and Klaus were in. "All of them?" She asked. "Yes, all of them." The Handler looked over at Nadine who was frozen with wide eyes and a hand in front of her face. "Even the girl?" Five rolled his eyes, glaring at her. "Especially the girl." **** Nadine Etoile used to hate that she was so abnormal. Every shooting star, every 11:11, every eye lash, every well she came across with a penny, she would wish to be normal. She would wish for her parents. She would wish that she didn't have the abilities she did, to be normal. She would wish not to be the host of a particularly old spirit. She would wish that she didn't have to do every good deed her spirit found for her. Saving the world? Does it deserve to be saved? She didn't know, and that question was far too deep for her to be the one with answers to it. All she knows is that she has to find a boy about an apocalypse. Season 1~ Completed! ⭐️ Stars ⭐️ ✨Nadine Etoile played by Jenna Ortega ✨Five played by Aidan Gallagher

Robyn Hargreeves, also known as Number Eight, has always felt like the outlier among her extraordinary siblings. Gifted with chaotic powers reminiscent of a force no one fully understands, Robyn struggles to find her place within the fractured Hargreeves family. 𝐎𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧 1989, 43 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦, 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞. 𝐄𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬, 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 "𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧" 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐩𝐬𝐞. 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 1: 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 2: 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 3: 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 4: 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐅𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐱 𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐲𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬

A pyromantic wife and a spacial jumping husband face the dawn of a dead tomorrow; but what did it matter so long as they were hand in bloody hand? As Lena Flores attempted to save the world, it all began to collapse in on them and they began to wonder - is it better to save the world or let it all go up in flames?

y/n, a commission worker in charge of assassinating people to stay track in the original happenings or known as the correction division. Well that's all in the past ever since she almost bombed the briefcase room as a form of resignation. Not only is she lazy, crazy, the wife of Five Hargreeves, but also possesses the power that children had that was born on October 1st, 1983. A/N Power will be explained later in the story

ᴋᴀʟɪ ʜᴀʀɢʀᴇᴇᴠᴇꜱ, ɪꜱ ᴀɴ ᴀᴜᴛɪꜱᴛɪᴄ, Sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴜᴛᴇ. ꜱʜᴇ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴠᴇʀʙᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴜᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇꜱꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴʟʏ ꜰɪɴᴅꜱ ᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ. - (ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ 1 - ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ) (ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ 2 - ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ) (ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ 3 - ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴋs...) DISCONTINUED - ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ - 9/16/22

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