Quackity just wanted a cup of coffee after his last place got caught in the crossover of a gang war. Why is the owner of his new favorite place surrounded by blood? Or: Wilbur is a chaotic evil coffee shop owner and Quackity is a very confused mafia boss who just wanted some coffee.

Credits: rizzlerrae & the artist of this photo, this story is about Wilbur Soot as a stalker and Quackity as the lonely president of Las Nevadas. This story will contain smut, and cursing as-well as kidnapping. I'm not good at describing my own stories sorry :/ BUT IT GETS GOOD I PROMISE, THERE WILL BE SMUT ITS JUST GONNA TAKE A WHILE I PROMISE-

These two fruity assholes have taken over my life now, and I'm about to make it everyone's problem. So here's my collection of oneshots and little story bits. Insert your obligatory "this is about the characters, not the content creators" here. Don't ship real people and keep in mind that I'm writing about the characters, and purely the characters. (Art not mine ((Obviously))) If you have any questions about any of these AUs, feel free to ask me about them! I love answering questions about them. And if you spot something that I should add to the warnings, let me know so I can add them!

This is a vampire Quackbur au Quackity is a time traveler that goes in the past and futur a lot. Usually stays there a while, gets bored and leaves. What happens when Quackity comes across the same guy almost everytime? Will he questions him or leave him alone? But if that guy gets a small sick twisted obsession over him? Idk read (please)

Wilbur was tired of being a hero. He liked to believe that he was a good hero, but being a good hero wasn't enough. It was never enough. Always compared to his twin brother, the golden child of the Minecraft Hero Family. Wilbur lived in Techno's shadow. He hated it so much and he wasn't sure how much more he could take. He wanted to be seen for who he was. He was Wilbur goddamn Minecraft, and he refused to let himself be a side note in someone else's story. Villains had one right; the right to choose a nemesis. A thesis to their anti-thesis. A rival. His subordinates always questioned why he chose Magpie. He never bothered to explain. He had met the hero once, and that was all it took. The eldest of the Minecraft children was so much more than anyone realized. There was a deep running fury hidden under his mask. The hero was fast approaching his breaking point. That, is why Quackity chose him. Wilbur Minecraft was going to fall soon, and he was going to fall hard. And Quackity would be right there waiting, ready to catch his songbird when he did. (Art belongs to @smimsalted who is a part of my Discord server and deserves all the love for this amazing piece!)

Wilbur has an unhealthy crush on Quackity. He confesses his love and ends up in a serious heartbreak. Wilbur won't let anyone stand in his way, he will kill if he needs to. Even if Wilbur promised to stop his evil ways, did he really keep the promise? ⚠️⚠️⚠️ Some steamy parts Begging Bottombur being s!utty "Damn I thought I would come back to my country blown up. Maybe you're not so bad." I say genuinely impressed. "Well I am inlove with you." He says turning to look at me. I blush even more. "How much are you willing to give if I gave you a job here in Las Nevadas?" "My whole life." (Yandere Wilbur) TW: SWEARING, KILLING, SMOKING, KNIVES, ETC Start:11/3/22 Finish:12/13/22

8 year old Wilbur is moving in a small city with his family.He finds it difficult to make friends because of his shy nature,not until he meets a bright little boy he calls Quackity.They become the best of friends.... A wholesome fanfic including there childhood days. /I DO NOT SHIP THE CONTENT CREATORS! IF THEY FEEL UNCOMFTARBLE WITH THIS IMA SPEEDRUN DELETE THIS FANFIC OFF EXISTANCE/ The drawings in the covers of the chapters are done by me(Im sorry if they dont look that good but im happy for them)The cover image goes to original artist! enjoy:) -author:]

quackity and wilbur were friends. once. something happened that broke them apart, so much, that they can't face each other anymore. this story is a highschool AU kinda thing. their personas are the dsmp characters NOT THE REAL CONTENT CREATORS. i respect their boundaries, and i hope you do too. highest rankings: #1 tntduo - 04/06/22 *THIS STORY WILL NOT CONTAIN SMUT*

Royal au NOT SHIPPING THE REAL PEOPLE JUST THE CHARACTERS -Art is not mine- No smut Quackity is forced to marry Prince Eret for their two kingdoms to have an alliance. But what if Quackity falls in love with the British boy Wilbur. And what happens when their relationship ends up being toxic. What will Quackity do? How will Wilbur react

Quackity and Wilbur were always fighting. He didn't like Wilbur because the stupid brit would be lovey dovey around Quackity 24/7. Plus, Wilbur isn't even allowed in Las Nevadas (Quackity's presidential country) because he'd blow it up if he got the chance. Well, that's what Quackity thought. Quackity never really enjoyed Wilbur's company, but deep inside he sort of did. Usually Quackity 'd worried whenever Wilbur wouldn't show up at the usual time he did. But, then again, they "hate" each other, they're rivals! Wilbur has a hamburger van he calls Paradise, with his coworker, Ranboo, While Quackity had the Casino Restaurant. Wilbur usually decided to give it a little "space" anytime he saw it. One day though, they got locked in a room together by Conner and had to deal with each others shenanigans for an entire day. ~ Warnings ~ Violence//Blood detail//Weapons// Angst//Death//Flashbacks//Yelling//Fighting//Nightmares Fluff AND MUCH WRITING PROGRESSION, at the start... It's a little wonky.