This is a Zhongchi mpreg made to spite my discord server! 💀 Hope y'all freaks enjoy ig.... uh uh.. this is satire I swear-

COMPLETE warning this contains, sex, language, kissing, and being horny. if you don't like this ship or any of those above I wouldn't recommend this story. The cover is a random picture I found off of google so CREDITS TO WHOEVER MADE IT! THIS IS MY FIRST WATTPAD STORY SO KEEP THAT IN MIND!! another warning, I have many, many, many typos

Childe works as a stripper and a prostitute, Zhongli wants to get him out of that world ✄┈┄┈┄┈┄┈┈┄┈┄┈┄┈┈┄┈┄┈┄┈┈┄┈┄┈ Started: 11/30/21 Finished: 12/2/22 ★ Clarifications ★ -Modern AU -The characters belong to Mihoyo. -No adaptations. -Spelling mistakes. -Englis it's not my first language. -This is a translation of my own story. Shipps in the story (actively or mention only): -Zhongli x Childe -Xiao x Venti -Thoma x Ayato -Guizhong x Havria Content that may be sensitive to some people: Prostitution, angst, possible drug/alcohol use, NSFW, mention of death, violence, rape/non-consensual, PTSD (subject to change).