A McDonald's x Burger King Smutty story It's about time

very hot indeed no i'm not a trumpet, but that debate had some serious sexual tension going on like 🥵

THIS IS A JOKE OKAY DOTN CUM AT ME

Better out then in I always say

hot 😎

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

It's hot. So very hot.