McDonalds X Burger King (smutt Story)
A McDonald's x Burger King Smutty story It's about time
very hot indeed no i'm not a trumpet, but that debate had some serious sexual tension going on like 🥵
!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ
(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
Since my last book did well here's another fanfic If you are my mother please get my therapy this is the 1000 time I asked like seriously dude, I am screwed in the head Edit: Wow! This book is blowing up way more than I expected😂 thank you to all readers, voters, and commenters for staying by! Remember to get out an...
Satire story :3 No hate to harry nor dream SO PLEASE DONT S U E ME🙆🏽♀️ also credits to a redit user for the harry thumbnail :) (i'm sorry if you find this and i didn't credit you i literally forgot your username) also credits to a friend that made the idea of this whole story👶🏽 Also no i'm not a dream stan i jus...
I'm going to write a beautiful what-the-actual-shit Shrek x Reader lemon. It's as a joke but I'm actually going to try to write it well. Leave a comment and a vote if you enjoyed it a bit too much ;)
Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.
it's all ogre now • Co-written by @shsllawyer the queen of the swump and @WarriorCatG the lord of Duloc
"Are you bloody stupid?!" -Gordon Ramsay in every episode of Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares. And yes, yes I am.
Follow the intense love story between Shrek and his noble steed, from prison to a wedding, from friends to lovers, find out how the pair finds the layer to each other's hearts.