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Peppa Pig X Sherk  by Mentally_ill_Wannabe
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SHERK LOVE PEPPA BUT PEPPA NO LOVE SHerk :OOOOOOOOO PEPPA LOVE DORA GAAAASSSPPPPP
Shrek Me Daddy {Shrek x Reader Oneshots} [L E M O N S] by pissbxby999
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Let all your wildest dreams become a reality 😉 Request one shots (fantasies with daddy) for me to write [Shrek and all the characters involved belong to their respective owners]
Shrek x Woody *SHREXY* by daddu_shrek
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Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!
The Wall (Shrek x Trump) by Shrump_666
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Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol
nanny plum x shrek  by nannyplumxshrek
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hi... i'm nanny plum. i've been sent to hogwarts by my evil mafia parents... because i'm not like other girls... will nanny plum end up in love? what will happen in hogwarts? stay tuned to find out. TT: nannyplumxshrekfanfic
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓ by arcticstars
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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!
I Got Breastfed Again by ChickenMusic
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The hilarious story of a man who returned in time and became a 3 month old baby. A story of family ties and love. Best ranks #1 out of 15.4k books in 'Jokes' #1 out of 6.4k books in 'Rebirth' #1 out of 5.9k books in 'Joke' #1 in Kerala #1 in Malayalam #1 in Babytard [For all ages. NO adult content. NO bad words.] The hero gets a second chance at life. But the second chance begins at the time when he was a baby. This is the hilarious story of a baby who has to live through all the breastfeeding and pooping. I died. When I opened my eyes again, I had gone back in time. To my childhood. No. To the days where I was a breastfed baby. It couldn't be more awkward. That's what I thought.
lovestories ׂׂׂׂૢ་༘࿐ duolingo by rikokasu
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[ self insert , duolingo owl x reader ] " It appears that you've missed your daily Japanese lesson . You know what happens now . " The noises outside your window got louder , and louder ! Then suddenly , the door opened . " I should have expected you to forget about me as well . . . " ׂׂׂׂૢ་༘࿐ top ranks : # 242 - joke - 8.23.19 # 37 - duo - 8.23.19 # 10 - duolingo - 8.23.19 ׂׂׂׂૢ་༘࿐ p . s : 10 k reads for chapter 7 : )
Shrek X Obama by chillsoda
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Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.
Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver) by IWontDoTheFandango
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!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ