Alright this shit is satire and hy youtube welcome back to my shitty fanfic my names blackwatch and your watching this dumbass rn (hi dyna) and uhh im retarded

Anthony Padilla: A 24 year old, attractive, single man. He has plenty of people trying to win his heart, but he isn't interested in a relationship, although he knows how easily he could get someone to date him. He's got a few tattoos and a put together, yet perfectly messy, haircut and clothing style. He takes advantage of those who take an interest in him, he will sleep with anyone he considers attractive to him; plenty of one night stands under his belt. He doesn't want to get attached or have a true relationship, especially considering how much he enjoys the lifestyle he lives. Ian Hecox: Also a (almost) 24 year old, and attractive, single man. A little on the clumsy side but very adorable at the same time. He is gentle and intelligent. He has never had a serious relationship, or even really thought about one. He's a good person, just trying to be a normal guy getting by in the world. That is until he meets...him. Anthony Padilla. So the first few chapters suck ass, but they get better around chapter five, so stay with me here :) There is no smut because I am uncomfortable writing it but there is a lot of swearing, hence why it is rated mature.