"It seems the surgery has not benefited your illness." "Professor, what illness? Where am I?" "Where you've been for the last seven years, Harry. The Hogwarts Mental Institution."

Every year, Lily complains to her parents about the "Annoying Potter Prat" who had been terrorizing and stalking her. What happens at the end of seventh year when James, Lily's boyfriend, comes over to meet her parents? Wait a minute... James WHO?

After catching the master pranksters in the act of accidentally spying on her, Lily decided to play a prank of her own. "The sexiest marauder-Sirius. Orion. Black." Lily leaned towards her two gaping roommates, her eyes twinkling mischievously. "You won't believe what that boy can do with his hands." Suffice it to say, James was not pleased.

Out of spite, Lily Evans creates a list of seven reasons why it's a bad idea that James be her boyfriend. But, as each year passes, the list of reasons why she hates James Potter gets shorter and shorter.

Pewien Nieznośny Palant Potter uprzykrza życie ukochanej córeczce Henrego Evansa. One shot. Jily. To tylko tłumaczenie opowiadania "The Annyoing Potter Prat" wspaniałej DropTheBasil. Oryginał (jak i tłumaczenie) jest dostępny także na fanfiction.net i gorąco go polecam :) This story belongs to amazing DropTheBasil. I'm only a translator.

Lily Evans ze złości stworzyła listę siedmiu powodów, dla których James Potter nigdy nie mógłby zostać jej chłopakiem. Jednak wraz z mijającymi latami lista tych powodów staje się krótsza i krótsza... Tłumaczenie doskonałego opowiadania "Deer Diary" autorstwa DropTheBasil. This is translation "Deer Diary" DropTheBasil and you can read original story on fanfiction.net