An MMU groupchat fanfic that features a lot of food and shipping <33

COMPLETED BOOK Most of these are from an incorrect quote generator! TW: There will be swearing Also, there will also be texting in this💋 anyways bye, mwah

𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝐻𝒶𝓏𝑒𝓁, 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓁𝓎 𝒹𝑜 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝑒 . 𝒜𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒟𝒶𝒾𝓈𝓎 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 . 𝐵𝓊𝓉 𝐼 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝑜 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 , 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 , 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 . 𝐼𝓉'𝓈 𝑜𝓀𝒶𝓎 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓂𝑒 𝒷𝒶𝒸𝓀 , 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝑜𝓀𝒶𝓎 𝒾𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝒶𝓌𝓀𝓌𝒶𝓇𝒹 𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝓊𝓈 . 𝒢𝑒𝑜𝓇𝑔𝒾𝓃𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓂𝓊𝓂𝓂𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝑜 𝒹𝑜 𝐼 . 𝗕𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗛𝗮𝘇𝗲𝗹 𝗪𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝗹𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗮𝗱𝘆'𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲. 𝗕𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗜 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝘀𝗼 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝗶𝘀𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮 𝘁𝗼𝗼! -𝘀

Vines. Weird Scenarios. Welcome to seeing the characters of Murder Most Unladylike in their... truest forms. Credits to @MUSHR00MSSS for inspiring me to make this, check out their book Murder Most Unladylike Memes for more amazing MMU stuff.

The sequel to Murder Most Unladylike Memes!

When a surprising letter and a smart suggestion send the detective society to France, they never expected it to end in murder. But this time, the stars are not our favourite 16-year-old detectives, but their little sisters- May, Rose, Binny and... well. While the detective society struggles with the problems that come with growing up, will this new age of investigators swipe in and solve the case? IMPORTANT A/N- THIS IS NOT AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF THE EIFFEL TOWER! LIKE, AT ALL! I've never been, and I'm kind of using my 'Writer's License' to make the description fit how I need it to for the story. Sorry to all my readers who have actually been, and who are appalled with my abominably wrong description of the tower and it's functions. Okay... Enjoy!

When Daisy and Hazel are called in to investigate the murder of Mrs Blueberry, a 39 year old lady, they find out that the only person, Alice Liu, who knows every secret of Mrs Blueberry has escaped. Forced to find the mysterious person, they go on a plane to go to China, the last place she was seen. Back home, Mr Blueberry has found another wife. Shocking news then goes to the ears of our detectives: Mr Blueberry is dead. Did the murderer lead them to China purposefully? Who could hate the Blueberry's so much? Or is this all a fake with a friend in the twist?

'I just want to spend time with my best friends, with no stupid cases, but it's all going wrong!' Hazel and Daisy are going back to Fallingford with George and Alexander the Summer holidays after DSS. Daisy has solved her case from the government, and Uncle Felix and Aunt Lucy have promised no more, but will everything go as planned......? (These characters are Robin Stevens, not mine!)

a murder most unladylike fanfic about how i think book nine should end. this is also posted on my archive of our own account

'"What's this?" he asks, clearly knowing what it is. Alexander rolls his eyes. "Give it back, Henry." Henry, of course, ignores him completely. "A letter," he muses, stating the obvious. "Oh, I wonder... could it possibly be from the girl you were writing to a week ago, a month ago... last year October?" He smirks at Alexander. "What, her again?" Alexander can feel himself blushing, which isn't a good sign. "Hazel's just a friend!"'