~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?

⚠️18+⚠️ When Alvin causes Levi to get stuck in the chimney at Jean's party, what will happen when the cops bust down Jean's door? Levi and Alvin can't get out until Jean gets back from the police station. Will their passionate romance be able to bloom in the secluded refuge of a very dirty chimney? Take a chance and find out... 😉 #3 in levixalvin as of 5/23/21

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hot smexy also smut and mature scenes ig

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

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Barack Obama was a guest judge on the X Factor. Harry Styles was a dashing young contestant. Harry Styles may not have won the contest, but he won Barack's heart. *highest ranking: #1 in Barack Obama and #1 in Hobama, more importantly: #1 in your heart*

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For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??