Shitpost fanfic because someone asked for it and i got bored... enjoy?? <3

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Elmoism is the name. We are the Elmoists And we must praise our Lord and savior, lalala.

hoes burn with hElmo. don't be a hoe. Copyright 2015 © -zakijae and other cool peeps 2 years later wtf is thIS