My first book (: this book, as you can see by the title, will be "shameless imagines" so please do comment requests
{they are my stories, I will state otherwise}
have you ever read shrek smut so good your ovaries burst into flecks of cum drops bc this book will bop that booty bean
reviews
"this book made my pussy pop" - the Guardian
"5 stars for this book... it made me feel like i were ogre the rainbow" - rolling stones
"this made my pussy go in shreks booty" - puss in boots
"this book is great" - pussy JACKoffson
"this book made me wet" - fuckiona
"my donkey got hard" -donkey
"i got gingerwet" - the gingerbread man
"my giron penis got erect" - iron man
*****
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"how many boys have you fucked?"
"I think that's inappropriate, sir."
(i wrote this a while back and it's makes me cringe so fucking hard. currently i'm in the midst of rewriting each chapter).