A girl named Adaline gets adopted by a famous author named "John Doe" and Adaline has to uncover the secrets behind her new weird family.

This fanfic is satire which is why it's written poorly One day, randy marsh decides to upgrade his weed business by finding more types of weed to sell. He goes to the truffula forest and he meets the onceler, a tall, handsome young man. They start off as rivals, then as they spend more time together, their love grows...as well as their business. #22 - satire (19 may 2023)

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Steven Universe is an amazing show. And Peridot is an illuminati space dorito.

What would happen if instead of being raised by the crystal gems, Steven was instead raised by the Diamonds? The Diamonds are near powerless, a fraction of their size, and have no way home. How will Steven handle learning the truth of who the Diamonds used to be? Will the Diamonds be able to make up for their past mistakes? How did this even happen? And most importantly, if the Diamonds are on Earth... then who's on Homeworld? This is literally the most chaotic thing ever. I have no idea what I'm doing. Nothing's consistent. Like, seriously. This book is a fever dream written over a very boring 2020 summer. Sometimes I just... add chapters. I don't know, man. HOW IN THE FUCKING FUCK DID THIS BLOW UP?!? THANK YOU!! HAPPY 100K READS!! Sequel - Diamond AU: The Crystal Gems Insta: @ spaceringsart

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Vinegar Doppio obtains potato chips and consumes them

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I,DIO, will answer your questions

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