"I have enhanced brainwave activity, dumbasses. I'm the soul human being on planet of dogs." "And the English translation is...?" Klaus asks with scrunched eyebrows. "She's saying that she's better than us... than we'll ever be." Five clenched his jaw and stared into her eyes. --------- As you can see, this is a Five x Reader, I really like the character and the actor so I thought I'd give this a shot! Have fun kids! (DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THR CHARACTERS OR SOME OF THE PLOT, I ONLY OWN THE CHARACTERS NOT FOUND WITHIN THE TV SHOW OR COMICS AND THE SAME GOES FOR THE STORY)

[BOOK 2] "Can we ever catch a break, Five?" "Obviously not." In which Ester Dole is brought back in time, along with the six members of the Umbrella Academy. Sadly the group can never seem to stay out of trouble... and the apocalypse. sequel to magnanimous, book 2 in Ester's Path, season 2 of umbrella academy

"You know you aren't as much of an asshole as I thought you were." "Thanks." ¡EDITING! SEASON 1 BOOK 1 Please note that I own my character only, but the plot and other amazing characters are not mine. Completed

On the twelth hour of the first day of October 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventurer, resolved to locate and adopt as many of these children as possible. He got eight of them. Highest Ranking: #1 in Number Two, April 30, 2019; #1 in Number Eight, June 2, 2020; #1 in Diego, Dec. 25, 2020

Basically what the title says. Mostly fluff but I MIGHT do some smut. Not sure though! This was wrote so long ago....very very cringe. I'm warning you now

𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 | ❝i was about to have my menopause! do i really need to go through all that stuff again?❞ -in which number eight, a telekinetic badass does her best to save her family from the apocalypse, without realizing that the witch living in her body is slowly manifesting. (FIVE HARGREEVES X fem!OC) (SEASON ONE-) (THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY FF) (COMPLETED JULY 20 2019) (cover by @-jasontodd) CWTHINGS 2019 prepare for a whirlwind of emotions.

Y/n Hargreeves life was never easy but when it comes down to saving the world that really changed things.☂ "Im married to a 58 year old coffee obsessed assassin who's stuck in a 13 year old body, im pretty sure I have seen it all" -Y/n Hargreeves▦ "Im a walking bomb, It's safe to say you don't wanna mess with me" - Y/n Hargreeves♛ "Electricity, a gift of nature at it finest, to bad you won't be alive long enough to discover its full potential"❦ What can someone do with the power of life and death in hands? Y/n, a member of the Umbrella Academy, has to figure that out the hard way.☄ "Team Zero!, Unstoppable!"➴ Enjoy the story! ☂

A FIVE HARGREEVES FANFIC ; In which Y/N and Five come back from their long days in the apocalypse, their feelings for each other become stronger. And the date of the apocalypse continues to get closer.

Yeah lol just some preferences and imagines, mostly preferences, for the characters of the new Netflix series "the umbrella academy". *keeps holy water close by*

|~| Im good at this