{book 1} ✓ - ❝ Once upon a time… Wait, are you shitting me? This story doesn’t start like this. On the contrary! This story is about a girl who thought had enough of men but, of course, her words backfired on her face. Yeah, this girl is me. An average girl… Okay, not so average, more insane, I would say. Whatever. This is my story and if you want to know what happened, keep reading, because it all started with an eating contest. ❞

Yeah, this book was just for fun. Haha. Me and my friends made a list of things at school of what you should know about life. We found it hilarious and I just had to post it. Caution readers,>0< for what you might find are very perverted thoughts and others are just stupid facts. Hope yah likes it. C: Oh, there was more, but you don't know my friends so I doubt that you would understand it if I did add it. Haha