oi, a bunch of oneshots for you desperate fucks (requests in first chapter)

Wilbur. Your schools psychopath, but hot. Quackity. Your schools party boy and prankster, yet still has good grades- Best friends since 3rd grade, now in their last year of high school Wilbur, every boys and girls wanted him, well most of them. Quackity, every boys and girls wanted him too, but not for him, for his body. Got drunk. Broke into a house. Snooped around. Drank even more. Danced. Swam. But ended up being a mistake. A horrible one. Keep in mind,I'm not British so some of the word are not gonna be British words if that makes sense. I'm not shipping the irl people, only their personas. High school au. British Quackity

[DISCOUNTINUED-CHECK LAST CHAPTER] "You actually picked up," Will felt himself giggle- drunk antic making him giddy. "Will, it's 3 AM." "I know," Will sat up, feeling his smile grow on his cheeks, "-I know, baby." A simple story of two guitar-loving chaotic gays. - nicofics presents you with a short but sweet Wilbur x Quackity fic! Following my style from my georgebur!fic, "Play Pretend" this will be a short series. Short, sweet, and simple. Similarly, this story will end in a soft tone. I hope you enjoy this. Love, Nico.

THIS IS NOT SHIPPING THE ACTUAL CONTENT CREATORS, ONLY THEIR DREAM SMP CHARACTERS THIS BOOK ALSO CONTAINS NO X READER TNTduo One shots + Art This book is meant for one shots and art of c!Wilbur and c!Quackity and will contain: Art/Drawings Fluff Smut Angst Crack Requests are being taken though it may take a while to complete them because I have exactly zero attention span and ideas and writing can be hard(props to those on here who have made their own stories, it's hard man) (new Hyperfixation aquired: c!Wilbur and c!Quackity shenanigans)

𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙎 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙏𝙊 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙎𝙈𝙋 𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙀 Quackity was now left alone. His love life was crumbling before his eyes, the only person- No, the only 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 he called a friend was dead, and his friends had all left him. He had no one, and he needed no one. Well, not necessarily no one. His rival, Wilbur, hadn't left. But he was a rival.. right-? -❝𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞.❞ 𝙏𝙉𝙏𝙙𝙪𝙤 fluff + angst with a sad ending 12 chapters + two additional chapters !! shipping their character personas, not the real people portraying the characters. !! !! BY THE WAY !! this was written before the burger van fic wilbur wrote, so some things here arent relevant to it. ex, ranboo died from sam, and other things like that cover art creds - lazulirony on tumblr (i think! im not sure, please let me know if im wrong!) trigger warnings will be added to the beginning of each chapter started - 12/26/2021 ended - 3/12/2022 #604 in dsmp (WHOO LETS GOO)

Idea from myundeadgayson on tumblr! I changed a few things and added even more but the original idea is by them! Tw for smoking, mentions of death, swearing, and all the things that come with a murder mystery and mafia au! The two biggest organized crime groups did not get along, to say the least. The Las Nevadas Mafia and the Syndicate were far from the best of friends. But, through a tangled web of corrupt police chiefs, blackmail, and an unaccounted murder, the new bosses of each group, Quackity and Wilbur, are forced to work together to keep both of their respective mobs out of prison. And hey, why not throw a wager in there as well? Originally posted on ao3 by myself! Cover art by @brrxmbll If the artist sees this and wants the art changed I'll obviously change it :D

Wilbur, who has no one to talk to, decided to bother his rival, Quackity. But, things didn't go as expected. Find out if you want to know what happened! Thumbnail has nothing to do with the story, I just like the art that's all:] credits to: @dekuushi hey guys this is so fluffy I know

Idk haven't seen anyone done this yet sooooo Incorrect quotes definition > An internet trend of putting real people or (more often) fictional characters into dialogue, often from other sources such as shows, films, or Tumblr text posts. These quotes are almost always comedic Updates will be random c: Enjoy :D 2022/01/02 > start 2022/01/09 > 1k reads! 2022/01/26 > 5k readers????????? aasgfbhkbg? 2022/02/23 > 10k readers! BOIS WE DID IT

Teenager Wilbur seeks to be a hero in the near future, but his plans fail when he meets a short clever vigilante. Will they be a duo that crushes everything and anything that stands in their way or will they bicker and fight like children?

{ Sirens echoed across my street as a man banged on my door. I had to let him in. }