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Optimus Prime X Reader by Fishiellen
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[Completed] Read the title!
ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ɢᴏᴅ // ᴛᴇᴄʜɴᴏʙʟᴀᴅᴇ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ by tuweyy
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"𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦?" 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘴, 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳. . . . "𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵." 𝘏𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘸𝘪𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Y/N lived alone in a vast tundra. Not that she was forced to live there, but she lived there by choice. They never really liked the idea of living with people or governments. However, it did get a bit lonely, even with her gentle malamute. That is, until one day, she finds something- no, someone, wondering around on her territory. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Started: 11:37 AM 4/12/21 Ended: 12/23/22 Ranks: a few Enjoy~!
✤𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐸𝒳𝐼𝐿𝐸𝒟 𝒲𝐼𝒯𝒞𝐻✤ by Adonyske
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✤THE EXILED WITCH✤ Technoblade x Reader ⥽-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------⥼ You could be sore, dizzy, hungry and cold, but you were sure (or at least you have a vague memory) that Philza was not a 6,2-foot-tall man, who wore royal red clothes, and he definitely didn't wear a mask to cover his face, specifically a pig one. ⤜-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------⤛ "You are a witch after all , and one of the best!"
TACENDA // Technoblade X Reader by Lillianna1125
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PHANTASM SERIES BOOK 1 --- Tacenda; pl (plural only): Things that are not to be spoken about or made public. Things that are best left unsaid. --- He was unlike anyone else you had seen before. There was a certain confidence about him that drew everyone's eye. His hair was tied back into a messy plait, but it was the color that was the most striking, a bright pink that contrasted the dark red and black of his robes. His face was mostly obscured by the mask of his people, but you could just make out the shape of his jaw and a flash of sharp teeth when he smiled. He was dangerous - but he was magnetic.
Swallow Your Affection by Jeebly
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You were a recruit, asked to join a rebellion you didn't believe in- to fight against people you didn't know- all the while carrying around the knowledge and the secret that... You couldn't die. Not without extra steps. . . . . . .
In Your Eyes // Technoblade x Reader by bubbleblease
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"I know what it's like to be used! ...and so do you. Stay with me, please." A story in which the reader becomes a Technoblade apologist. ===== Cover art credit: noelhijkm - Instagram victorempov - Twitter Highly suggest checking them out. Their fanart is amazing! Heyo! This story will somewhat follow the plotline of the DreamSMP. Not to a tea but will hit the major events. It begins during the elections and exile. However, y/n has been around since the first revolution. It'll be a little more realistic, but aspects of Minecraft are still implemented (plus one self made one ;;;). We're in for a long one. Happy reading! WARNINGS: blood, swearing, angst, and gore Status: Complete <3 NO SMUT!!! If anyone within the DSMP is uncomfortable or asks for this story to be taken down, it will.
𝗔 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗳𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗔𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵𝘆 ♕ | technoblade x reader by camarontown
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> discontinued indefinitely It's nice to take a break from this reality full of crisis and stress to interact with a reality- dimension even- you seemingly create overnight; but what happens when an anarchist from your favorite piece of media hitches a ride back to your normal life? ______ ♕ ______ dsmp!technoblade x fem!reader cover art by @goopyspacegirl on twt!!
Stuffed...|technoblade x reader| by BeeAIdiot56
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When y/n stumbled upon a stuffed animal and a potion in the middle of thier abandoned tundra their life turns around... For the better or for the worse? Average word count 1k words ✅literate ✅slowburn ❎smut ❎forced relationships
The End Of The End.              (Technoblade X Reader) by breedmeRamattra
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"I sighed, putting the book back on the self. I walk over to my fireplace and sit next to it, putting my arms up making my hands heat up from the fire. It's been a few weeks since they came, by them I mean my old crew. My house burnt down, Wilbur still going on about blowing up Manberg, Tommy trying to stop him, Tubbo helping Tommy along with Fundy, Niki, Eret and a few more. I havent seen Techno In a while but knowing him hes fine, most likely gathering materials or farming." D I S C LA I M E R The love stuff is not rushed so it'll take some chapters for everything to began. If you like the love rushed then I do not recommend reading this but if you are fine with 'taking it slow' then feel free.
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖐𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙  (Rewriting) by 0utof1t
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A woman dreaming of being a knight finally has a chance to be one, But there will be trials and error ahead. (*ATTENTION I DO NOT OWN THIS ARTWORK BUT WAS MADE BY THE ARTIST "A channel without a name" Her artworks are amazing and I would like you to support her as well heres her yt link :)) https://youtube.com/channel/UChSciKtfmRO5YsjZ0MQYMcg*)