"It's not my fault that dog food is only supposed to be eaten by dogs..." "You can't blame me for actually heating up an egg in the oven to see if it hatches..." "Can you stop staring at me like that? It's not like I did it on purpose..." "C'mon, you can't blame me for trying to figure out where the air vent actually leads to..." "It's not my fault that I used food-coloring as hair-dye, I wanted to dye my hair..." "...I'm just naturally random." And, that's what lands her in awkward situations. Her random ways aren't going to end anytime soon. But, with a goal to get a guy friend? Something's bound to get messy. Let the hunt for friends begin. Cover by Inferius_

"Watch out!" some jock guy ran up to me, catching a football before it hit me in the face. He leered down at me. "Saved you. Guess you owe me a date, huh cutie?" I couldn't help it, I laughed right in his face. "You don't want to date me." I chuckled. "It's cool, I think the whole goth thing is hot on the right girl. And that British accent's a real turn on." he winked and Topher and Blair joined my laughter this go round. "What are you doing hanging out with these losers? Come on join me and my friends over there." He began dragging me away but I managed to slip away. "I'm warning you, now, man, you don't wanna mess with me. I'm reeeeally not your type." "I'd like for you to be." he ducked in and freaking kissed me. "DUDE!" I growled, wiping my mouth. Too freaking nasty, I had jock germs all over my mouth now. "You know what?! I was trying to be nice and save you the humiliation, but fuck it, you wanna go this route?! I'M A GUY!" I yelled.

This is story is written by myself and xTheStupidOnex so dont forget to fan her too!!! ========= This is a story about two teenagers, struggling with life. Their band 'Perfect Chemistry' is the only thing that holds them together. Their homes lives aren't great and so far they've only had one gig for their band. Can they rescue their friendship and not get separated by their home lives? That's up to you.

Makoto is a thin and tall guy from Japan. He's moving to America to study more- and because his great grandpa thinks he needs a girlfriend! When Makoto arrives to America, he's greeted by many new headstrong and shy people. But, only one has truly caught his attention!

Basicly...this is oneshot requests for homestuck im posting up lol. Feel free to message or comment requests!~

YAOI! B-DAY GIFT TO KALLYISMEPHISTOSGRL! WRITTEN BY AMAILUVA! AnE AO NO EXORCIST THREESHOT

Just what the title says! (Please don't spam me with requests. Updates will be sporadic.) DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia... or you!

FUNNY ANIME QUOTES!!! Collection of anime quotes that I think are funny! Dialogue also! If theres one that's not in here that you'd like to be just tell me! Give the quote, anime name and the name of the character who said it. ^.^

Yep, my mom has completely lost her mind. One day she turns around and tells me she wants me to be gay! I nearly killed her on the spot. Anyhow, she sent me to an All-Boys' school where I met Wyle and my whole world turned...nasty...yet interesting. Yeah, I'm badly messed up. So, this is the story of how I changed from a normal guy who loves girls into a guy that's the complete and total opposite of that...or maybe not? Warning: Rated R Now edited and improved! Yay! Thanks to FujikoIzu for editing!

Isn't hard for somebody to just be able to watch the person they love from far away. What's even harder is when you have to watch them flirt with people who aren't you. In this short story Riley who works at a bank falls in love with a bookstore cashier named Zach.....he calls it "Love at first sight"... but could Zach who is 5 years younger and who may not even be gay, really fall in love with Riley??And will Zach and Riley regret the decision they made when they went out to get a drink together and ended up back at Riley's place ...well you just go read and find out for yourself!!