I have a really terrible sense of humor so I decided to make this book for fun. So here's a book of bad jokes, puns, pickup lines, and quotes that might actually make you smile. ⚠ Please note ⚠ : I do not own all of these jokes/puns. Credits go to their original owners. Started: Jan. 7, 2017 « Highest ranking » 08/16/18 | #4 in #quoteoftheday

There was nothing heard but a soft humming with a few lyrics slipping out of a woman's mouth. The woman cradled her baby close humming the lullaby frowning. She set the infant in the small box partially hoping to never see the baby again. The baby she never asked for or wanted. If only her highschool sweetheart didn't go this far. -------- After being found at the side of the road by a certain blonde. You end up in a chaotic house that is only going to get more chaotic with your arrival. ------- 5th on Idontknowwhattoputhere - May 6th 2021 5th on dadza - June 1st 2021 3rd on Idontknowwhattoputhere- June 13th 2021 4th on sleepyboisinc - January 23rd 2021 5th on tommyinit - August 21st Umm none of this is planned out I just kinda made this out of the blue since I saw alot of sbi x child reader stuff and thought why not throw a literal infant into the mix. No art is mine Particularly made for writing practice and fun. THIS SO OLD WHY DO PEOPLE STILL READ THIS! I SWEAR MY WRITING ISN'T THIS BAD ANYMORE!

(DISCONTINUED) What if a universe populated with humans and monsters, combine with those with supernatural powers? Find out when Deku gets a second chance in his life with strange-like creatures. Pokémon can be requested as well! My Hero Academia belongs to Kohei Horikoshi and Pokemon belongs to GameFreak and Nintendo. The story and upcoming ocs belongs to me only!

WATTPAD BOOKS EDITION None of them expected the nightmare to continue . . . In the sequel to I'm a Gay Wizard, V. S. Santoni imagines a world where Johnny, Hunter, Alison, and Blake are forced once again to prove that love and magic can save the day. When Johnny wakes up, something isn't right. It's a blissful summer day, and Johnny's father is taking him to begin a brand new life in Misthaven, and all his best friends, Alison, Hunter, and Blake, join him in the idyllic town. Once reunited, Johnny and his friends discover that this Misthaven is actually Dreamhaven-the Marduk Institute's mystical prison for wizards-and they're trapped. But that's the least of their problems when Hunter falls ill with a magical sickness, and his soul is thrown into the Night City, an underworld ruled by the Nightmare King. Johnny will not leave Hunter. Vowing to stay together, he, Alison, and Blake enter the Night City, a domain of the dead where both their powers and trust in each other will be tested. But in a realm where the Nightmare King rules second only to Death itself, Johnny's love for Hunter must continue to be his most powerful magic.

WATTPAD BOOKS EDITION You do magic once, and it sticks to you like glitter glue... When Johnny and his best friend, Alison, pass their summer holidays dabbling in magic, they never expect it to have consequences. Sure, it'd be great if they could banish bullies or change their lives for the better, and what harm could come from lighting a few candles and chanting a few spells? They get their answer in the form of an earthquake unleashed at their behest, which draws the attention of the Marduk Institute, an age-old organization dedicated to fostering the talents of young wizards. Whisked away to the institute and told they can never return to their old lives, Johnny and Alison must quickly adapt to a new world shimmering with monsters, fraternities, and cute boys like Hunter and Blake. But when they're pulled into a dark, supernatural fight that could cost them their lives, they'll have to find strength they never knew they had as they battle for love, acceptance, and their own happy endings -- all with the help of a little bit of magic.

The original story New one coming soon (Y/n) has no father,she was bullied and abused by her mother she ...what happens when the number one hero comes along to save the day

A seven year old girl raced through the woods with her shiny Evee. They where both desperate to get away from team flare. Her (H/L), (H/C) hair and (E/C) eyes weren't normal, but the biggest difference from other people was the fact that she was raised by Legendary Pokémon. I don't own Pokémon! Or anything else I show. All rights go to Pokémon

I like these kind of stories. So i decided to do one to!

While Izuku (Deku) is training to receive "One for All" he finds a little girl living on the beach in the trash that he was moving. Izuku decides to take her home and help her grow up. He was expecting her to stay home while he was at school. That plan changed when he found her following him there during the entrance exam. I do not own the story line or characters from "My Hero Academia" I found the picture for the cover on google. I don't know who the artist is, but a huge thanks goes out to them for making it. And you own yourself, you know how it goes.

From Wattpad story to published book to a movie! Watch your favorite coming-of-age camp romance come to life on screen now! *** After running away from her problems for four years - her inability to run a mile ironically being one of them - Whitney Carmichael knows a fitness camp will kick start some change in her life. Little does she expect her high school archenemy will be there trying to make amends. Or that she'll ditch her wallflower status and find herself at the center of a web of toxic friendships and petty lies. And working out? It's not so bad when her new personal trainer, Axel Chandler, is pretty easy on the eyes...and she has everything to lose. [Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town winner]