Dear Substitute, Thank you for teaching the class in my stead! Please remember, if Prussia is hit into the ground we have American butter in the fridge and if students wish to play 'Toss The Sealand' it's fine and completely appropriate. Now then, report cards will be due soon, so please start to write them. Feel free to be completely honest, the students will (probably) not hurt you! Just remember to look for the warning signs, like your pipes missing and such. Anyway, talk to you later! Read the report cards of the countries in numerous criterias such as math, science, language, and of course, Toss The Sealand. If you have a certain country you'd like to request, please do so! I love talking to you guys too, so comment away~ Future Plans: -2P Country Report Cards -Role Playin Chapter (You'll see later!)

A funny abridged version of the popular Team Crafted fanfiction Coma by xXBritMitXx.

C: Hi! I am AProudAsian/HetaWarts~ Oh and um yeah I make stories and randomness but I can't even FINISH ONE! SOO LETS JUST GET THINGS STARTED :D I also put reader here sometimes -3- oh and demn feels! *Lit fireworks in the sky* Fireworks are saying; WE ARE PROUD TO BE AN ASIAN and TO BE PART IN HOGWART

This is basically a list of things to avoid for Hetalians, which I honestly didn't expect to get so many reads. Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia (that'd be pretty awesome if I did though.) Warning: adult themes, possible violence, slight sexual content, little bit of yaoi implied, and swear words. ... But, if you've seen Hetalia I'm sure you're used to it.

Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.

Okay This is A LOT like Hetalia crack because it's suppose to. And Hetalia crack is Made by OliverKirkland. Follow Oliverkirkland please REALLY cool. And please don't hate it's suppose to be like Hetalia crack but with other things. Please like this if you would like and I wish you enjoy also please like Hetalia crack by OliverKirkland! ENJOY!<3 P.S. You are able to comment and tell me ideas and it will be just for you, with your very own shout out from me! It's really good I think you'll like it! <3 Now doing requests!