To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'

ARC 2 completed! [Ex-Host Ye Ai, you have been granted a 'second chance' to redeem yourself from your previous sins. Are you willing to accept?] "Yes." [Host, you will now be bonded with a pioneer system to help you complete your task. Please wait.] [Welcome Host! I am System 3611 at your service. Eh, why are you at the floor?] "This..." "..." "... should be a baby system." "Better terminate them both." "Stupid system." [Host, I won't let them bully you. I will report them to administrator!] "System, be good. They are the administrators," the woman gently explained to her system. [Eh...?] ---------- Language: English Arc 1: Transmigrator and Aileen (completed) Arc 2: The Little Bun and Aiyana (completed) Arc 3: The Imperial Family and Hong AiHua (coming soon!)

"Activate Command!《 Mission : Destroy the Ending 》!" 【 Welcome to Ethereal Void Space 】... 【 I'm the System : Afterlife 0021 】... 【 Host : Xael Zaitsev-Wilczynski 】... 【 Main Mission : Fulfill Your Regrets 】... 【 Reward : Your Ultimate Desire 】... ✤ ✽ ∗ -- - - - - - - - What does it mean to fall in love? Everyone has their own definition when it comes to this powerful words, some are negative while others are positive, a number may care but there's still a few who didn't. But in what category does Xael's love fit in. For her fated one, she'll turn impossible to possible. For that man, she'll break through even heaven and hell. For Zeether, she'll destroy every ending that could rip them apart. ✤ ✽ ∗ -- - - - - - - - Xael and Zeether has always been the perfect couple, they are both powerful and smart, more importantly, they possessed the love that anyone would envy about. They would share their laughs and pains, go through every trouble and success, even share their tiniest secrets. Xael thought that the only thing that would break them apart is when they are six feet below the ground leaving the world when they are older. But she was very wrong. That day, every thing changed. It should have been the happiest moment of her life but it was actually the start of her agony. Due to depression, Xael has made one of the biggest decision of her life. "I just need to destroy the end of our love, even your death will never break us apart. I will follow you even if I have to turn everything into ashes. I won't let you go. You are mine and I am yours. "

Ying Yue is a perverted She-Devil who died, was bound to a meat system and was now tasked to capture the Male Lead of each worlds. In exchange to her participation she'll be rewarded by the system with a novice gift and privilege to indulge in her carnal desires as long as she want. Though inside the novel world she was highly prohibited to play with other people and only allowed to acquire the Male Lead's ejaculated semen. Ying Yue then realized that the Male Lead is actually more than enough to satiate her thirsts. So, right there and then she decided to stick with the system's rule, and basically acquiesce to only cook mature rice with the Male Lead. Ying Yue: Ah ah ah husband is really the best la~ He's definitely enough! System: But host didn't you wish to become a Sea King in the beginning? Hearing this the Male Lead's usually calm and serene eyes suddenly flashed crimson red: "Dare slander my wife? Scram." Ying Yue: Y-Yes! You pretentious liar go away! Who are you anyways?! The system suppressed the urge to vomit blood in anger: [Quit pretending! Bah, who believes your ghost?! Fart!]