since Kid Icarus: Uprising breaks the fourth wall like it's nothing, let's give them a groupchat and watch the chaos unfold so let's just pretend that either; a) Pit and Dark Pit know how to read; or b) They use text-to-speech Highest Rankings: #1 in kidicarus #1 in darkpit

Just some oneshots all about your dark angel, Dark Pit. All in different scenarios and different problems. Read as how you and this raven angel embark on your journey together as one! No lemons or smut here. Enjoy!

HEY DO YOU WANNA SEE PIT AND DARK PIT AND OTHER PEOPLE MAKE OUT AND GET HIGH AND STUFF?! OF COURSE YOU DO! COME ON ITLL BE FUN AND PLUS IVE STRAPPED YOU TO THIS CHAIR SO YOU CANT LEAVE AND IF YOU TRY HERBERT THE PERVERT WILL FIND YOU AND DO STUFF TO YOU OKAY KTHXBAI.

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join the floor ice cream cult, we're sorry to keep you waiting. day 22032012 of waiting for a new Kid Icarus game, so here are some memes, comics and fanart to keep us sane. if Nintendo won't make Kid Icarus for the switch I will Highest Rankings: #2 in kidicarusuprising #3 in darkpit #2 in phosphora #1 in palutena 1k ~ January 22 2022 *i dont own these memes so yeah*