"Don't tell me it's you again." "It is." "Oh my God." "Babe--" "No, stop." "I want to give you olive my love." #40 in short story - 16. JAN. 2016 #34 - 21/1/2016 #29 - 24/1/2016 #8 - 25/2/2016 #2 in cheese - 7/9/2018 BOOK #1 OF THE FAT FOOD SERIES

"Hello?" "Is your house on fire?" "No...?" "Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot." "I think you need to work on that." ... One prank call One girl One guy One great story ********* Cover by RaghaddMurad Highest Rating: #1 in short story

"Your resume says your main achievement is... finishing a rubber before losing it because you are awesome." "Yep!" "Your personality type says you are... sassy, hot and cool (more than anyone here) at the same time because you are awesome? That's a challenge." He smirked as he raised his perfect eyebrow. I nodded dumbly. And then I heard him mumbling," Never knew a Smurfs' T shirt was that hot with red pants..." "Your special education says... you were in Hogwarts?" His eyes opened wide. "Yo!" "And your interests says you want to go home and watch Ironman because you didn't want to apply for this job anyway and you are forced..." "You got me right boy!" I pointed at him with my finger. But then he said the three words I never expected to hear. "You're hired, hobo."

When Damien Sparrow, the most popular playboy of Timberlake High, calls the school's love hotline, to set him up with a girl he likes, he never would have thought that he would fall hopelessly in love with the girl in the hot-seat, Auburn Adams. "What is so important that you woke me up at 3 a.m. in the freaking morning ?!" "Can you fall in love over phone ?" "What ?!" "I mean, can you fall in love with someone you have never met ?" "I guess..why ?" "Then I guess I am in love.." "OMG ! You are like hopelessly in love !" "Yes, but I am mostly whipped as hell.." "Who is it ?! Tell me !" "Little Miss Hotline Girl. " Fourth book in the One Last Call series..