BAU groupchat + Reader

how I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!

masterpiece; spencer reid x reader

"You teach the arts, I teach physics." "What, like it's hard?" ________________________ In which Y/N is an arts professor who can't stand know-it-all Dr. Reid. >COMPLETED 07/04/2020

Two Existentialists | S.R.

"How many existentialists does it take to screw a lightbulb?" Spencer asked with a small laugh. Once again the room was silent. You faintly heard Agent Rossi mutter, "Don't." "2. One to change the light bulb and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothing...