i write oneshots and they're platonic cause why not. content creators, please read the later chapters they're much more well written please thank you tommy has read this before and i don't know whether to be honoured or highly disturbed cover art: @gomi_chu on twit

everyone is doing it, and I also have a lot of ideas in my head. I'll try to write about everyone, but probably will stick to a few hermits since they are probably who I have the most ideas about. there will be no ships at all, everything is platonic and just some good old friends. Also these stories by no means reflect the hermits in real life. They are purely fiction and just for fun. (Warning!) There'll be swearing in here, just saying. (Also all art shown does not belong to me unless I say otherwise.)

[DISCONTINUED - WRITER NO LONGER ACTIVE] This is just a book of Tommy and Tubbo oneshots, as the title says, and I have put content warnings at the beginnings of any chapters I think need them :) Also, this book is discontinued/completed and I no longer use my account on here, so please keep that in mind when you comment, because it's very unlikely I'll see it and/or respond to it.

DISCLAIMER*** I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 15 - 17 SO IF IT'S CRINGE JUST KNOW THAT I WAS A CHILD. Other than that, enjoy! a book of sleepy boys oneshots! more info on first page. THIS ENTIRE BOOK IS AND WILL BE PLATONIC ONLY. this will be a book for philza minecraft, technoblade, tommyinnit, wilbur soot, and ocasionally tubbo_. THERE WILL BE NO SHIPS IN THIS BOOK AT ALL, AND THIS IS NOT AN X READER. lower case intended.

Oneshots, Incorrect quotes, headcannons, and more! *~-~*~-~*~-~* Fair warning, this book contains shipping(most are platonic, but may have a few romantic ones), may have some swearing, and blood in some angst stories *~-~*~-~*~-~* Request are open, but no NSFW please, I don't do that here. *~-~*~-~*~-~* Book started in November 8th Ended in [ongoing] *~-~*~-~*~-~* #1 In hermittpad 12/17/20, 12/19/20 - 12/29/20, 1/12/21 - 1/21/21 #1 In scarian 1/11/21 - now [I gave up with the dates, It changes to often]

Could you really mend a broken heart? Or compromise an already shattered relationship? The Life games were hard on everyone. Hard on Scar, whom spent his days locked within a figurative cage, belittled, blamed for seemingly everything and left behind time and time again. Hard on Grian, whose wings were clipped and who spent every waking moment trying to keep everything from falling to ruin. As the era came to an end once more, each of the fourteen players buried their grievances with themselves and each other, happy to return to happier days. Yet, when a twist of fate bounds the players together again, As the Watchers decide to make the Double-Life Games a reality In order to not only cause chaos, but revel in the aftermaths of their actions The once soulmates must now not only confront their past actions, but also try and figure out how to solve and repair broken relations and undue the curse, But will feelings complicate these emotions, and will the soulmates act out on their feelings, Hidden ones, beginning to resurface or will they let them consume them once more?

Grian has just joined Hermitcraft, a minecraft smp. He makes friends along the way slowly easing into his new life, knowing he can't tell them about his secret. In the 3-4 months he's been here his friends/work colleagues have told him not to talk to Convex, their rival business. When stuff goes downhill at Sahara, Grian decides to speak to Scar, a CEO of Convex, leading him on a journey he would've never been on if it wasn't thanks to him talking to Scar that one day...

In L'Manburg, there exists a virus. A virus known for obliterating every server it is sent into, every computer it touches. One of the oldest viruses out there, hackers claim it is impossible to eliminate, and many have tried. Many more have taken the virus and used it against their enemies, against corporations and governments, against fellow hackers and spies. No matter where it is sent, no matter who it targets, the virus known as The Blade leaves nothing behind. One hacker has not yet been tested against it. Ph1LzA Min3crAft has spent many years in the computer world, learning its language and all the delicate intricacies of its functions. In this open, strange world of ones and zeroes, of precise commands and exacting standards, Ph1LzA is regarded as king. So when the virus resurfaces, he is called in to destroy it once and for all. But Ph1LzA doesn't work like other hackers. He's more curious, more interested in learning why the virus is out here in the first place, why it too behaves differently than any other piece of code he's ever seen. Why it almost seems alive...

O7 Technoblade. May he always be remembered. Death meant something very particular to Philza. It was spreading your wings, taking off on another journey further beyond the earthly life mortals led in this world. He sympathized with the sorrow and grief of those whose loved ones had gone on to that journey without them, who'd been left behind. After all, he'd lost Wilbur. He knew what that pain was like. At least Techno was always around to help him through it. Until his friend died too. So unexpectedly, it broke Phil's heart. Why? Why now? What had happened? The questions scratched at his mind, hungry for answers beyond the pathetic attempts he gave them himself. And Technoblade...well. He was awake. And hope remains. For the story never dies.

~The hermits had huddled around a large hole in the ground. At the bottom of the hole sat two people. One had bright orange hair with a face full of freckles and what seemed to be antlers sticking out of her hair. The other was facing away from Grian and was wearing a plain grey jacket with the hood pulled up over their head. They turned and met the builders gaze and time seemed to slow to a stop. Grian couldn't believe what he was seeing. He was standing face to face with a dead person~ Grian left Evo and joined the watchers, whom he then betrayed and in turn, they destroyed Evo and everyone in it. But that's not where the story ends, because when season 8 of hermitcraft rolls around, Grian is shocked to see a familiar face. But what he doesn't know is that this familiar face is there for a reason. Because the watchers wanted Grian back. And who better to return him than his long lost server mate. ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ TW(I'll add them as I go along): Serious Injury (burns, arrow wound) Minor Panic Attack Blood Illness Infection