*WARNING: do not get offended or butt hurt & upset in my comments! If an argument starts you will be muted!! Your comments will also be deleted. This is a RANT BOOK, as in my feelings and expressions; not yours* - These are some things that make me angry! How can you claim to be a real G-fan, if you don't know what you're talking about?! Well, it's time to educate yourself, about MOST of the things you people (obviously) don't know about.

Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction* Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper

Look at the title. Did you read it? Good. 'Cuz that's your description right there.

***This was written by an 11-year-old. Some of you have made comments about the oddity in their relationship and the mentions of grooming, but an 11, 12, or 13-year-old doesn't understand these things. Please make attempts to stop being so triggered*** Noodle is starting to feel a certain way for 2D, but can't exactly explain it. 2D feels the same way, but isn't sure if it's real. Of course Paula comes in right when Noodle is ready to express herself. Later in time, when Paula disappears from everyone's life. 2D finally, tells Noodle his true feelings. (Sorry for any spelling errors. My English isn't that good. I apologize. The first few chapters aren't written well. Towards the ending chapters are written differently. I was new to this, and didn't know what I was doing; it's fixed now. ) [EDITING COMPLETE]

2-d just wants to escape... spanish transalted to english... sorry if i mess up .3. Gorillaz©- Jamie Hewlett/Damon Albarn