Jackie's the type of person who likes to blend in, but relationships must be sacrificed as a result. Her best friend Ashton has stood by her side despite everything. Then one day she meets a boy named Calum and everything changes. Suddenly she doesn't want to blend in anymore. But old habits die hard.

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]

"Kids, I'm going to tell you a story. The story of How I Met Your Mother." Rankings: Humour: #915 [29.4.2014] - #488 [30.4.2014] - #402 [1.5.2014] - #288 [11.5.2014] - #283 [13.6.2014] FanFiction: #726 [30.4.2014] - #583 [1.5.2014] - #355 [11.5.2014] - #330 [13.6.2014] Cover by: @-mmxii

"long story short, i hated calum hood." (cover by elle)