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Lily is a laidback slacker with a phobia for commitment...who happens to owe the devil her (nonexistent) firstborn. When the ruler of Hell comes knocking, what choice does she have but to let the devil play matchmaker? *** Lily has never been good at relationships, not that it matters to her. That is until Eve, a seductive woman claiming to be the devil's apprentice, shows up to collect a debt Lily doesn't remember owing: her firstborn child. Without a firstborn to give, and with the threat of eternal damnation at her heels, Lily finds herself on a chaotic matchmaking quest with the devil herself. Eve swears she's only playing matchmaker to collect the debt owed to her, but with each failed set-up, Lily suspects there may be something more to the devil's plan. [[word count: 60,000 - 70,000]] Cover designed by Joe Resch [[Wattys 2020 Winner]] Content warning: this story includes dark humour, mature themes, and scenes of violence and gore

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Alexander Hamilton. The boy who was born in Nevis by his mother and father. The boy who watched his mother die. The boy who survived a hurricane. The boy who was moved to New York to start a new life. The boy who is abused by his father. The boy who is bullied. The boy who would rather just forget that he has a soulmate. Because no one should get stuck with someone like him.

After life threw Alexander around for years, things finally started settling down. He had a loving family, an education, and caring friends. A home. But of course, the world isn't quite done with him just yet. When he starts talking to John Laurens, supposedly bratty, snobbish, rich John Laurens, and finds out that what people say about him are nothing but myths he finds himself tangled on a secret friendship which eventually morphs, quite accidentally, into something more with the South Carolinian. He can't let people know about them, especially not his lovable but oh so overbearing brother Lafayette. It gets even worse when feelings are thrown into the picture. But whatever, what Lafayette doesn't know won't hurt him, right?

I wrote the first bunch of chapters at 3am during a burst of creativity and anger??? And then I started trying to promote a good message??????? Now I'm numb inside???? Hey I thought it was a good idea to mix australian high school, american founding fathers, angst and comedy. Good luck.

John Laurens hated pirates, absolutely despised them. They steal, they kill, they smell, and much more. But what really pushes John over the edge is the kidnapping of his sister. John goes out to find her. He lands on an island where John finds a locket that shows him who he needs/wants and where to find them. Not long after another gang of pirates come to steal their boat. Captain Alexander Hamilton needs to find the locket of Amour, he just had to if he ever wants to find his wife again. He and his crew finally find the island only to see the locket was taken, in rage Alexander sets out to find the locket and kill anyone in his way. After a storm; Alexander and John are stranded in a new unknown island. A pirate and a pirate hater. One willing to die for the locket, the other willing to kill. They must learn to deal with their hatred and their new sudden affections. Highest: #19 in Adventure Disclaimer: Musical belongs to Mr. Lin Manuel-Miranda

Alexander knew deep down that he wasn't satisfied in his current relationship. He also knew that deep down, he'd be happy with the dorky barista named John Laurens. Basically a modern coffee shop au. Gotta love Hamilton x Laurens!

Marquis de Lafayette was killed during a rebel uprising in France. When he died, he had only one request: that Thomas Jefferson, his friend who bore a striking resemblance to him, imitate him and break up with his boyfriend Alexander Hamilton. He wanted to make the news easier for him to bear. But when Thomas develops feelings for Alex, will he be able to keep up the illusion? How long can this scheme last? And, more importantly, must it be a scheme? Would Alex love Thomas if he knew who he really was?

Everyone loves John Laurens, they love what they see. They love the freckles and the silky curls. They love the eyes and the lips. They love the subtle curves and the eyelashes. They love the Omega. But when they have the guts to get a closer look they don't like what they see. They see the aggressiveness and the lack of smiles. They dry answers and how when you're standing in front of him he puffs his chest out and doesn't look down. They see a borderline murderous glare, and they don't like that. They definitely hate the punches, they don't like John Laurens. At first, Alexander also loved the Omega everyone saw. But then he got closer, and honestly? John's just a weird guy who's tired of everyone's shit. And he loves him.