stockholm syndrome is a weird phenomenon. who could possibly fall in love with someone who kidnaps them? besides, he is already engaged. there was no way he fell victim. that's what he thought at least. but as he looks at the ethereal man with a voice that is smooth as butter and sweet as molasses, it's hard to hold on to his conviction. *this is a reupload of my work originally on AO3

Jaredbur fans, You're starving for smutshots, I can offer, pspspspsppspspspsppspspsps If you haven't read this because it says <5 minutes, it's a glitch and it's actually over an hour. Cover art credits: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/ghostly-tart/673605252680908800?source=share -AWARDS- #1 in Salbur, May 1st, 2022 #8 in sallythesalmon May 9th, 2022