RatsMustDie
Gerard thought for a second. A smirk appeared on his face as an idea popped in his head, "not too much of a bad idea though."
Bert raised an eyebrow, "oh really? Because last time I saw Frank, he threatened to cut your dick off, I don't think he'd trust you with his kids now."
Gerard thought for another second and his smirk got bigger when another idea came to mind, "Bert, have you seen Mrs. Doubtfire?"
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Wait until Frank finds out that the nanny he hired is his college ex-boyfriend.