# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

The crazy, stupid story of how I ended up driving my ex-boyfriend 3,000 miles to deliver him to the door step of his current girlfriend and all the adventures and little moments in between. 2014 © punkrockirwun **ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY**

"Hello, this is the rejection hotline. The person who gave you this number just isn't that interested, so move on. If you feel like ranting to someone, press one to speak to a live representative. But otherwise, get a grip, they were out of your league."

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

"you're going to hell, ashton irwin."

Knocking a blind kid on his ass was the best thing that Daisy Kennedy has ever done, and the best thing that could've happened to Ashton Irwin was getting knocked on his ass by Daisy Kennedy. blind!ashton fic

"7:15, that's our time."

➳ [a.i.] // he's dangerous, she just doesn't know it.