;a beautiful poetic boy is slowly dying

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

in which a day care worker emails a little girl's father. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

I don't like One Direction. So can someone please tell me why I'm stuck on a game show with the five boys who have stolen millions of girls' hearts?

My name is Eleanor Calder. Imagine one phone call changes your life forever. You wouldn't expect anything of it due to it being about your job, babysitting. The call was from my uncle, Simon Cowell. He asked me if I would be interested in babysitting his 5 sons over the summer. I never knew he had 5 sons but I agreed to do the job. 5 boys, one summer, one house, one babysitter.. what could go wrong? Obviously I had no idea what I was getting myself into.

Harry Styles is in my dorm room, hiding. He just heard me singing in the shower, loudly. Awkward. Lennon Mason has always been the goodie two shoes. She's always been the normal one. The average. The median. Nothing exciting ever happens to her. She does what she's told and she's fairly good at it. But what happens when Harry Styles of One Direction hides out in her dorm room, and hears her singing in the shower? More importantly, what happens when he takes her hand and brings her into his whirlwind life filled with fame? Will Lennon's life stay consistent or will it change along with the latest trending topics on Twitter?

*WARNING: THIS STORY WILL HAVE FOUL LANGUAGE* "Please jump in front of a bus" "Right after you jump off a cliff" "I would rather do that than be here with you" "Back at you" ~~ Meet Dylan Foster. Stubborn. Mean. Bad past. Makes Louis' life horrible. Meet Louis Tomlinson. Quirky. Weird. In One Direction. Makes Dylan's life miserable. These two met in a rather horrible way. Dylan never wanted to lay her eyes on him ever again after that day. And Louis' feelings were mutual. But what happens when they meet again? Will they start over? Or will they continue to ruin each others life? Add a little of celebrities, Sprinkle some jealous feelings, A whole lot of mean remarks, and a little bit of fate, and you have Louis' and Dylan's story.

[New Description] What would you do if you see someone walking down the way, chubby with thick black framed glasses? Hurt them? Call them names? Or just do nothing at all? Now Mia was an example of this person, But who knew that friendship brings everything together? That's where THE Niall Horan comes to the picture... Now Stop Everything!!! Did someone just said Niall Horan?! The blonde blue eye guy from One Direction who are insanely famous?!? Yup! That Niall Horan But friendship is just the beginning.. Would love be in this equation? What if things took a turn from better to worse? I dont know but I know you want to...

All eighteen year old Anna Lee wanted was a summer babysitting job. That's exactly what she got when she received a call from someone named Simon requesting a babysitter for his five sons. Who knew that the five boys would be the boy band One Direction? Or that sometimes they'd be babysitting her! (disclaimer: this was written by thirteen-year-old me, don't expect anything fantastic despite the amount of readers)

All I wanted was to learn how to play the guitar. I never asked for my teacher to be a boy in the worlds biggest boyband. But I'm not complaining.