When the three goddesses of the Triforce unintentionally grant the Princess of Hyrule the Triforce of Power, and the evil locked away from the world the Triforce of Wisdom, everything is in chaos as it was before, only it's the princess this time who's causing the trouble. Zelda had been power hungry for years. Years before the mark of the Triforce of Power appeared on the back of her hand, she'd always thrown fits if something didn't go her way. Now, at only seventeen and fully gifted with the Triforce of Power, she made sure things went her way, and her way only. Ganondorf had escaped the Sacred Realm somehow, and returns to the Gerudo Village in peace. Accidentally blessed with the Triforce of Wisdom, he acknowledges the Gerudo's hard work and thrives to make his village a better place for everyone. Link, still possessing the Triforce of Courage, has been assigned to be Zelda's personal bodyguard and do something horribly wrong to please her majesty, which he does not partake in ever doing. Fate brings Link and Ganondorf face to face. Somehow, Link and Ganondorf team up and secretly plot against the princess to stop her vile plans to make Hyrule miserable. After all, it was Courage and Wisdom who saved Hyrule all those times before, right? •• [Post OoT; Before the events of TP] The Legend of Zelda belongs to Nintendo. Cover made by me, art used belongs to E-lien on deviantART. Published: August 31, 2015 Completed: March 9, 2017 -KatyWritesStuff- ©

God it's so cringey. I haven't touched this in years, and I don't intend to again for awhile.

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺. 𝘞𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 | This story is mature because of the dark themes that will be covered . Anyway, thank you SO SO much for the lovely cover, @jiuuvi! This talented person right here is one of the most talented people I've seen, so go follow them, heathens. |

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Ancientia... a place of fairy tales and unique fantasy... the country is peaceful and the people within it are happy, satisfied. Many magic dwellers exist here, so sorcery is not uncommon. However, something does plague them... The long lost desert king of Queva has risen from the dead, and who awakened him is a mystery. He has kept himself hidden within the Byrnell Wastelands of the Zustani Desert, planning his supreme reign over all of Ancientia... through marrying the queen the only ruler, of Alkia. What fate is set for Ancientia? Failure... or success?

It has been one year since the engineer Link and Princess Zelda teamed up to defeat the Demon King Malladus once and for all. With every demon gone, New Hyrule should have nothing to worry about...right? When a dangerous demon is freed from her seal after 100 years, she has one goal - to seek revenge on the descendant of those who defeated her in the past. And, without the help of the Lokomo this time around, there would be no Sages left to help Link weaken Zelda's captor. Unless, somewhere in the world... ...there are still some Sages left, completely unaware of their identities. Will Link be able to find - and awaken - five of them? And will he be able to save New Hyrule again, without the help of Princess Zelda? (TLOZ and all of it's characters belong to Nintendo - all original characters belong to me. Started writing in 2022, plot similarities to TotK are unintentional.)

WATTY 2016 WINNER of the HQ Love Award! Strange Yarns is a ball of tangled tales. Twisted, knotted, and intertwined. Like Tales of the Crypt, the Twilight Zone, and The Outer Limits. Strange Yarns is not just a collection of ghastly tales, these are yarns, and yarns are sewed together. Follow the yarns and see the grand design... think of this as an evil quilt. Ghost, ghouls, and cannibals being studied for nutrition research, Strange Yarns has got it all. ALL EXCEPT HAPPY ENDINGS!!! (The Author's Lawyer's retain the rights to define happy endings.) I'd love it if you'd vote. And if you really like them please share with a friend. And if you hated them, please share with an enemy. *Josh Saltzman is a Canadian Comedy Award winning writer and director. Recently he was the head writer of season 2 and 3 of Inspector Gadget on Netflix. His other credits include Fangbone! (Disney XD), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: The Animated Series (Sony/DHX), and in live action Call Me Fitz (HBO Canada). Josh has also made lots of weird videos you can find on youtube.