Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools. Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times. The story unfolds beginning October 24.

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When Mann Co runs out of money, how will our favorite group of crazed men survive? Why, by getting REAL jobs, of course! ~ Hello there. Team Fortress 2 is a free-to-play shooter game on the Steam network, and it's pretty fun! There are nine classes you can play as, each with their own personality, and they work in a place called Mann Co. There are two teams, RED and BLU, and each side wants to utterly destroy the other. This story follows what would happen if the nine men of Mann Co were forced to get realistic jobs, outside of their regular atmosphere.