This is a many ways to die book, "approved" by Osamu Dazai. It's a dark comedy-like book. Watch Bungo Stray Dogs to understand most of it. Enjoy! (Don't actually try these ways to die, you might succeed.)

seggzy will make u cry🥵💅✨😼

Shrek and toothpaste decided to get married but when they accidentally get into a rocket ship and are on Mars they are lost rip

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

Chuuya des some kiNky stuff with his hat, dazai walks in and "helps out" All characters are above 18 owo Cover made by me, pls dont take ;-;

Putin and Erdogan always were similar So similar that they loved that But everything turned more then Love....

binali ekreme aşık oldu onu da yaptı

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SHERK LOVE PEPPA BUT PEPPA NO LOVE SHerk :OOOOOOOOO PEPPA LOVE DORA GAAAASSSPPPPP

This story has classic Wattpad Cliche's that I have scoured all of Wattpad for. (lord, my eyes are cursed)