❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

I wrote this just to make you people laugh so forget your worries for a while and smile! I will do my best to make you laugh by my jokes. Xxxx

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

New part everyday! A story a day keeps the spooky people away!

For Tori's birthday her and her friends: The Twins Katlyn and Ashley, The smart one Galen, The clown Josiah, The hulk Kayla, And Fred the Mexican. Decide to spend the night in a creepy cabin located a mile in the woods behind Tori's house. None of them believe in the supernatural. But that one night changes everything.

There are seven of us. Our parents gave us a vaccine for us to be the last alive during a horrible outbreak of a disease, the first form of a zombie apocalypse. We fight through crazy mobs of zombies that our families left us to deal with. Becoming allies with another group, trouble with a group of men and romance along the way. This is our survival story.

There are 7 kids and a cure. We are orphaned and are forced to survive on our own. Best friends fighting to save the world. Fred, Jojo, Galen, Kayla, Katlyn, Ashley and me have discovered the cure. We fight our way to Washington so our cure can be created.