Everything, from pleasant sensations to pain, is shared between soulmates; so what happens when your soulmate is insufferably horny?

Just a cliche... Peter texts the wrong number and finds a friend in a person he doesn't even know. How could this possibly go wrong you ask? Well I'm the god over these characters so it could go very wrong if that is what I wish to happen :) (Wrong Number IronDad Fic) -- Peter: YOU ASSHOLE ???: WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME ???: PLUS WHO ARE YOU Peter: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO AM I, WHO ELSE WOULD BE PISSED OFF AT YOU RIGHT NOW ???: Honestly, right now you could be any one. ???: I piss off people on a daily basis. Peter: wait, what. Who else is mad at you? Do I need to fight someone on your behalf??!?! ???: Pretty sure I got more people wanting me dead than dollars in my pocket. ???: Actually no, that is a false statement. I'm richer than any other bitch on this planet. Peter: oKaY yOu'Re NoT nEd ???: hOw Do YoU kNoW. Maybe I am Ted -- I don't own the cover art because I'm not that skilled at anything and the characters aren't mine of course because I'm poor ;) And yes the smiles are added to try and make me seem nice :)