Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

"maybe if your face wasn't so littered with freckles you'd get bitches." "..i love his freckles-" when y/n's family moves to south park, the circumstances were less than desired. although she wasn't all too fond of moving, the little town did have some special spark to it. "special" was an interesting word to use per say, but it was true. y/n is an outstanding student, though of course a burnt out gifted kid simply trying to live up to her expectations. her life is seemingly perfect, but her mind seems to often cascade her into tragedy over and over. her brain often felt clouded and confused, unsure of what she truly wanted. she wanted to make her family and friends proud more than anything, and didn't need and distractions. however, when kyle broflovski somehow edges himself in her life, y/n finds herself more confused than ever. this dorky teenager surely managed to accidentally tug at her heart strings, and y/n now finds herself openly seeking out this distraction, and even worse, her academic rival.

TL;DR- Rain falls head over heels for you. Long slow burn, fluff, and incredible angst ensues. Eventual happy ending included. Love was not something you or Rain ever understood, whether it be between mother and father, between friends and peers, or between you and the universe. After being shunned by your church for reasons you were not the blame for, a church of the antichrist extended their kindness to help a lost soul. Rain was in the same bin as you, and having to heal from the trauma and abuse you had both suffered in your lives was not a one-day process. But with your new found friends, Papa Emeritus III as your best friend and mentor, the ghouls accepting you in their lives, your new job in the clergy, and a quickly developing romantic relationship with the shy bassist, your lives become a lot more happy than they ever were before.

you're amongst one of the most popular girls at south park high; a cheerleader, a social butterfly and a certified party lover. sadly though, math tests aren't physically capable of succumbing to your charm. so what happens when to pass the school year, you're forced by your math teacher to get tutored by kyle broflovski-the smartest kid in your class? ✩✩✩ 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒: a female reader, aged up characters, alternate high school universe, very ooc south park lol, swearing, mentions of drugs/alc, suggestive content. cover photo art credits to: @bloodybunny_3 on pinterest!