Okay hear me out on this one Guy Fieri is a man and there's nothing you can do about it IrjfkmbjciwhfncjsmnfjkewjrhfidjjfjdehdjaaaAaa!!!

Woke up one morning with the thought "Hey! Why not make a fanfic with Killer Gnomestar and my boyfriend!" so I am. Kill me. My resource for weeb slang: http://imgur.com/gallery/c4oKNNO Resource for cliches: http://goboiano.com/list/2643-39-anime-clich%25C3%25A9s-in-almost-every-series Resource for Keem quotes: my boyfriend, Cameron (his twitter is @_soy_bean_ go follow him he's real good) Also I do apologize if something in this offends you or something. Don't take it too seriously, it's a joke. And, uhh, smut/yaoi warning, obviously. (Pls don't sue me mr. Keemstar I have nothing of value)